The True Meaning of Lolikitsune
do not be fooled – its hideous form, illuminated by the righteous light of Jesus
The elusive meaning of lolikitsune is frightening by the sheer depth of its possibilities, it has killed thousands of archaeologists and scholars for millennia.
But now, we can finally interpret this as lol ik its un e, or, lol, I know, its un e.
Such is the message LK decided to offer us in his handle. The lolikitean cryptology proves difficult to master, for anyone able to understand its true meaning has thus inextricably sold their soul to Jason Miao, the lolikitean theological equivalent to Beelzebub.
But you ask, what is the cipher? None other than Icystorm’s ball sack. Its sweat proves an invaluable gravitational lens, much like how a black hole functions, in that you can see into the future by way of superluminal circumnavigation of Einstein’s theory of general relativity. It appears LK has presented unto us the technology of gods.
“inchooka lukaohnoonga inchhoonguh fwarsri dinka pleahbleaurh” thus spoke icystorm
When I saw into the future, I saw the true of meaning of lol ik its un e. The archaic usage of the medieval Spanish un and the Sanskrit e indicated a polyglot meaning that even Joyce could not fathom. But when I peered further into the meaning, I discovered e was not a typical e, but a mathematical symbol. Yes, another meaning of lolikitsune had appeared, it was lol ik its un 2.71828183. By this I was truly baffled. When I finally accumulated enough of Icystorm’s ball sweat to see far enough into the future, I discovered I had, in fact, mis-translated the mystical Vishnu Reincarnation Dance of Life into the equation. Yes! 2.71828183 was not precisely a number, per se, but an algorithmic substitute for a series of Neanderthal hymns that told me to reconfigure the lolikitsune rosetta stone. It turned out to be…
lol, I know, I tsun e
And behold almighty Jesus, tsun appears. But I had yet another premonition evoked by a epileptic seizure through an overdose of Icystorm scrotum perspiration. The e was only allotrophic! And so it turned out to be…
lol, I know, I tsuny
No, despite popular belief, LK was not a Sunni. We are dealing with the connections between prehistoric Lolikiteanism, Hinduism and modern Japan. I would have never guessed that altering the astronomical arc length between the Hindu consellation Dhanwantari and the Shinto deity Aji-Suki-Taka-Hi-Kone by six parsecs would alter the course of history such the unholy union of lolikitsune and tsundere were possible. Over the course of history, though, the riddle had been solved.
lol, I know, I am a tsundere
Lovecraft is rolling in his grave.
You just invented perpetual energy.
Oh wow. Hallelujah Haptism to the 1st, 2nd, and 4th Aniblogging Messiahs!
How dare you melt IcyStorm? No wonder he hadn’t been updating!
I think you might have ODed a little bit on IcyStorm for a truth that I think was already seen. But thank you for explaining that truth.
Congratulations, Éarthling, thouGh yoûr “Discoveries” woUld have been easièr Made if you had Merely paid attenTion to the LeSSöns of the Best Show In The World, Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu. All THE Gods In The SkY are Educated=>Tsundere.
Before thë ninth wÂLL can Break, howêver, I must bíd you FaREwELL.
Keep sTRugglIng, WöRms.
He looks prettier in real life.
I came harder than Omo.
I never knew my balls could be so useful.
well that was quite a touch of genius, i must say
Amazing! Geniously!
Keep sTRugglIng, WöRms.
LOL!!!! I can’t believe this but you’ve just found the secret of the universe! Fuck Stephen Hawking; all hail Lelangir!
I would just like to make it clear that it was NOT me involved in the melting of IcyStorm’s balls contrary to popular opinion.
I merely advocated that it is always in your best interests to gather sweat from spherical type objects as opposed to milk bottles.
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Ah………….
Blog mythos are so fun…….
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